{"product_id":"adult-t-shirt-due-to-not-wanting-to-i-will-not-thank-you-minimalist-statement-tee","title":"Adult T-Shirt — \"Due to not wanting to, I will not. Thank you.\" Minimalist Statement Tee","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e33.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.90\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e9.70\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e10.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e10.40\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSize tolerance, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoft-spoken and quietly firm, this adult tee says what you mean without having to raise your voice. The centered, typewriter-style line — “Due to not wanting to, I will not. Thank you.” — lands like a polite boundary: calm, clear, and a little wry. Lightweight Airlume cotton drapes easily over jeans, joggers, or under a cardigan, so it becomes the go-to when you need low-effort comfort and a straightforward message. Wear it on slow mornings, midweek burnout days, or when you want to close the conversation gently but decisively. The minimalist design keeps the look clean and wearable, while the breathable fabric and neat crew neck make it comfortable enough to reach for again and again.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed \u0026amp; ring-spun cotton for lightweight breathability\u003cbr\u003e- Retail crew neck with ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and tear-away label for structure and comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Durable, crisp print (DTF\/DTG depending on provider)\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; ethically produced by Bella+Canvas\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":52876799541533,"sku":"28008845555276823603","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pink","offer_id":52876799574301,"sku":"22598375500129710692","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":52876799607069,"sku":"28086409436492857584","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":52876799639837,"sku":"26771307718224003408","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Ice Blue","offer_id":52876799672605,"sku":"12271840842058880084","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Prism Ice Blue","offer_id":52876799705373,"sku":"21035480932902865367","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Prism Lilac","offer_id":52876799738141,"sku":"89793980773178114552","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":52876799770909,"sku":"13357878892155601532","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pink","offer_id":52876799803677,"sku":"33940453354483264377","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":52876799836445,"sku":"17016862378303820174","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":52876799869213,"sku":"94874691907494776053","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Ice Blue","offer_id":52876799901981,"sku":"83179334448154107312","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Prism Ice Blue","offer_id":52876799934749,"sku":"12790956357965886001","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":52876799967517,"sku":"24329727984547486400","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pink","offer_id":52876800000285,"sku":"10181939943877495216","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52876800033053,"sku":"90228577872398694770","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":52876800065821,"sku":"24745294941380466096","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Ice Blue","offer_id":52876800098589,"sku":"65637942974808214629","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":52876800131357,"sku":"20497037559508222687","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pink","offer_id":52876800164125,"sku":"32765378648161139656","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":52876800196893,"sku":"12789844848560338371","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":52876800229661,"sku":"26293550734240935337","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Ice Blue","offer_id":52876800262429,"sku":"17616234395008481853","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Prism Ice Blue","offer_id":52876800295197,"sku":"40842303369370683910","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":52876800327965,"sku":"20136692956717266410","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pink","offer_id":52876800360733,"sku":"16532335284816718847","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52876800393501,"sku":"15544325613914392864","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Peach","offer_id":52876800426269,"sku":"21333852737181562405","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":52876800459037,"sku":"19294048274026018979","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":52876800491805,"sku":"18251263863365129767","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0803\/6712\/4765\/files\/6259505157081163039_2048.jpg?v=1788827883","url":"https:\/\/www.sewcontagious.com\/products\/adult-t-shirt-due-to-not-wanting-to-i-will-not-thank-you-minimalist-statement-tee","provider":"Sew Contagious","version":"1.0","type":"link"}